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Parents and investors beware, Scott Samuel’s getting ready for another launch, leech, or losing opportunity.

His new Google Profile lists himself as a Strategic Consultant (hee hee). He’s STILL trying to shoot rainbows out of his ass, and see who’s smellin’ them.

No mention of the morning erections with pre-teen boys, the door he hacked with an axe, the grandma abuse, the xanax fits, the pot in the garage, if his mom’s cookin’ steaks, or if he repaid the people and investors that he screwed out of time and money.

I am the person who founded the 3rd party auction services industry out of a spare room in my home when eBay was Auctionweb   My initial hobby website eventually became Honesty.com, which by June of 1999 was ranked #22 in terms of overall global web traffic. Between 1985-1998, I owned and operated one of the first online ’social networks’ which, at first, utilized dial-in connections, and later the Internet. Prior to that, I ran one of the earliest Chicagoland BBS’.  I have been a member of the online world since late 1980.

Where I grew up

Chicagoland

Places I’ve lived

Chicagoland/Mountain View

Schools I’ve attended

North Central College

Something I still can’t find on Google

The Truth

My superpower

I intuitively know how to scale traffic on virtually any given website.

Interests

Dogs, People, Chess, The Internet.

Great Song! I first heard of Blaze Foley when I heard John Prine do a song called “Clay Pigeons” and thought John Prine wrote it, as it sort kinda fits his songwriting style.

I later found out that Blaze Foley actually wrote the song, and now I have to track down a lot more Blaze Foley material.

Damn, the link is down at the moment, but I think Ken Guthrie Byproducts is responsible for this site:

http://www.beefcurtans.com/

The Beef Curtans were a popular alternative band in Omaha in the early to mid-90’s, and probably one of my first non-paying gigs with a “celebrity” band, bwahahwahah.

They had released only 1 album, actually a cassette called Brethren, but I had a couple of other recordings, including a live concert from the Lime Light in Sioux Falls, SD. They also released a cassette ScareyHead, but I think they spelled it Scarry Head, which was just a cassette of some live recordings and maybe a demo or two.

Pieces of Beef Curtans eventually went on to become parts of Echo Farm and FreeDirt, if my memory serves.

Brethren “tracks”

01 – Smell
02 – I Don’t Know
03 – Hole in My Pocket
04 – Higher Light
05 – Slatch
06 – Jesus
07 – Get a Little Closer
08 – Knowledge
09 – All Three Sides
10 – Why Must I
11 – New Orleans
12 – Evaline
13 – Chortlau

Live tracks I have in MP3 format, and assuming the song titles are correct.

Loser
Gotta Explain
Don’t Be Long With Us
(instrumental, I don’t think I ever knew the name of this song)
Pre-Knowledge – (not the correct name, I think this was just King Dick and Your Uncle Lank Badly on a four track)
Any Way You Want (Demo)
Black and Gold (Live)
Domestic Violence
Doubtful (Hook in the Front) (I think this is one of the few recordings I have with Clint F*ckworth on drums)
Freedom
Gotta Explain (Live)
Larger Than Life
Love is a 4 Letter Word (Demo)
Month of Sundaes (Live from the Limelight)
Sassy(Live from the Limelight)
Scarey Head (Live from the Limelight)
White Trash (Live from the Limelight)

More at: http://www.beefcurtans.com/av.html