Swoopbug morons threaten to sue everybody

On November 20, 2009, in Quarrels, by David

I gotta commend Tulip Tools for playin’ these fools. I’d be tired of it after about a week of lawsuit threats. If I had a time for whenever a website thought it was going to revolutionize auction and ecommerce sellers….

The story is the same. Some idiots (starring Scott Ceci and Richard Austin) start an auction site with buggy, free, or slow software, starts making promises, blah blah blah, how great things are gonna be if people just “join now”, etc. etc. Making illusions of a co-op, MLA. blah blah blah. Insert your own AuctionPie / Gegy / BidBay story here.  And then the fools go on the attack when facts start emerging about it.

In this case, it appears Swoopbug (and/or Showbidz.com, seem to have the same owners/operators) was offering some kind of “shareholder” agreements to sellers that participated, and obviously, that’s kinda a no no unless you’ve got the right documentation and approval for that type of crap.

Anyway, because TulipTools dared ask the questions about all the ownership name changes on the auction site’s name servers, and then dared ask for documentation about how this “shareholder” plan was going to be executed.

BargainBloodhound starts the discussion here, and it doesn’t take long for somebody’s panties to get twisted.

http://community.tuliptools.com/index.php/topic,19006.0.html

Stay away from these wannabe eBay sites like Swoopbug and Showbidz. They’re bad juju. Visit TulipTools often. They got a good eye for the liars, profiteers, spammers, and scammers.

This is how Richard and Scott try to put TulipTools in their place, by issuing multiple “press releases”. MORONS!

http://www.prlog.org/10420375-tuliptoolcom-scammers-forum.html

http://www.prlog.org/10420425-internet-cyber-stalkers-alan-polonsky-joins-tulip-tools.html

Other “professional” Swoopbug press releases:

http://pressroom.prlog.org/Swoopbug/

By the way, SHOWBIDZ is a trademark of Musicland Group, Inc, and this POS site I mention has nothing to do with Musicland Group, Inc.

Also, I’m not a member of TulipTools, nor do I know any of the owners personally. I just like the way they ask questions.

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Best.. Birthday… Present… Ever!

On September 27, 2009, in Quarrels, by David

I don’t have pics yet, but Bully Nick and his wife showed up at the birthday party with a “I (Heart) Matt Perrault”, with a picture of my “hero”, and a list of his quotes listed on the back of it! Pictures Soon Now!

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TnTU.net down HARD!

On September 15, 2009, in Miscellaneous, by David

At the moment (9/15/2009 6:45am) TnTU.net is down due to a hard drive failure on LEELA. It should be back up soon. Sorry for the inconvenience. This doesn’t affect YAGBN.com, or other TnTU sites.

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PHP itself isn’t that much different from COBOL

On August 12, 2009, in PHP, by David

If you’re a developer, you know most languages aren’t that much different from each other, it’s just learning how to implement the current function or feature you’re looking for that’s the hard part.

I was reading this article on COBOL still accounting for 80% of business code in the world, and thought about how languages aren’t really that different from each other. For example, I’ll document some common and routine snippets of code from COBOL and PHP. It isn’t the language that’s hard to learn, it’s simple syntax, but the hard part is finding out how to get your favorite language to do what you want.

To simplify things, I’m using PHP’s alternative syntax, which means that, similar to COBOL, you don’t use { and } to enclose some statements, you use statements such as ENDIF and ENDFOR, which is how I learned it.

These should work if you’re using PHP5 and PHP4. PHP’s Object Oriented structure isn’t described here. The COBOL examples are strictly IBM z/OS COBOL, old school, no OOP required, or desired.

One thing to understand about PHP, as this is different from some other languages, is it will do a fairly good job of determining if your variable is a string or numeric, so you don’t see a lot of “wrong type” errors in PHP.

Maybe another day, or another life time, I’ll write about the similarities of CICS and PHP/Apache. They both are stateless protocols, in which in CICS you need a COMMUNICATIONS AREA to or a DATA MAP to hold variables you want to keep, and with PHP, you’d probably use a session to do the same thing. A CICS MAP isn’t a lot different from defining an HTML FORM to a user.

I haven’t included the WORKING STORAGE of the definitions of these COBOL variables, to save space, but they shouldn’t matter very much for these examples. You can define variables in PHP “on the fly”, but you may get syntax notification warnings in PHP if you try to use a variable before its definition.

If you’re a COBOL developer interested in PHP, the best place to learn it is on http://php.net, search or browse through some functions to see some of the things you work with today that could work in PHP. For instance, search for the “Date” function, and browse the pages on arrays to get a feel for how those topics are presented. Each function has user contributed notes too for code tidbits or gotchas

Then, download some PHP code, and see what it’s doing. Try to avoid Object Oriented PHP code unless you’re familiar with those types of structures.

These examples below are pretty simple, if you need more complex ones, let me know. No questions about how to convert any Cobol ’74 Report-Writer or internal sorts to PHP though!

(btw, in the CNET article, it describes PHP being a “new” language, and Java and .NET, as well as COBOL, as older languages. PHP itself has been around longer than .NET, but what do you expect, it’s CNET).

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Anybody have the recipe?

On July 27, 2009, in Miscellaneous, by David

Ever since MJ Java downtown shut down, I’ve been craving the chicken salad sandwich on marble bread they had there. Oooommmm… that was good, with a “bag of boiled eggs” to go with it. Nothing else. I wasn’t into the coffee so much, but I loved that chicken salad sandwich.

And then, like a thief in the night (or over a weekend), they shut it down, supposedly due to the economy and less traffic i8n the 1299 Farnam building. I don’t buy it, I’m sure there’s a conspiracy theory out there about the real reason it shut down.

Are there any satellite MJ Java locations still open? Seems like the web site is still up, and advertises locations at 6102 Irvington Rd and the MCC South  Coffee bar. Wonder if they have any chicken salad sandwiches?