SneakyDave.com

Parents and investors beware, Scott Samuel’s getting ready for another launch, leech, or losing opportunity.

His new Google Profile lists himself as a Strategic Consultant (hee hee). He’s STILL trying to shoot rainbows out of his ass, and see who’s smellin’ them.

No mention of the morning erections with pre-teen boys, the door he hacked with an axe, the grandma abuse, the xanax fits, the pot in the garage, if his mom’s cookin’ steaks, or if he repaid the people and investors that he screwed out of time and money.

I am the person who founded the 3rd party auction services industry out of a spare room in my home when eBay was Auctionweb   My initial hobby website eventually became Honesty.com, which by June of 1999 was ranked #22 in terms of overall global web traffic. Between 1985-1998, I owned and operated one of the first online ’social networks’ which, at first, utilized dial-in connections, and later the Internet. Prior to that, I ran one of the earliest Chicagoland BBS’.  I have been a member of the online world since late 1980.

Where I grew up

Chicagoland

Places I’ve lived

Chicagoland/Mountain View

Schools I’ve attended

North Central College

Something I still can’t find on Google

The Truth

My superpower

I intuitively know how to scale traffic on virtually any given website.

Interests

Dogs, People, Chess, The Internet.