Matt Perrault Misremembers Again

On February 17, 2010, in Quarrels, by David

"Best Birthday Present Evah!"Our hero recently created a blog post proclaiming in detail his top quarterbacks of all time. As you’ll see in this blog entry (read it before he edits it), he lists Tom (If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’) Brady behind Joe Montana, and also lists Joe Montana as his #1 quarterback of all time.

Now, I’m not sure why Matt made this blog entry, but he must seem to think his opinions are of great importance in “teh internets”.

But wait! Back in 2007, On the Big Sports 590am station in Omaha, Matt had a discussion about the greatest quarterbacks of all time with Travis Justice, and proclaimed:
“I know that I’m a Patriot fan, but I’m also RIGHT! Tom Brady is a better quarterback than Joe Montana.”

Which would seem to me that Tom Brady is actually Matt’s #1 quarterback. Which version is true? Does anybody care? Most people don’t, and most people that know Matt are aware of his shock topics to get listeners, depending on his whims of the day, and the current ratings. It seems to be a daily ritual whereby our hero will update his predictions on certain games during the week. He’ll make a Superbowl prediction at the beginning of the football season, and if it doesn’t seem like it’ll pan out, he’ll declare that the Saints will win, one day before the Superbowl, and proclaim himself a genius when it comes true!

Many people remember this “Brady is the greatest!” quote by Matt on the Matt and Travis show in Omaha. Everybody could almost somehow see through the airwaves the eyerolls that Travis must have been throwing around after Matt put his stamp of approval on it.

On a similar note, Matt seems to be upset that the MattPerrault.com quote system has been taken offline, which was his original DEMAND to me. MCGOUGH LAW! MCGOUGH LAW!

One, or perhaps both, of these reasons explains why Matt is pissed about the attempt to sell a domain named mattperrault.com for $99
1) He thinks that the name is worth more than $99
2) He can’t come up with $99.

I won’t even get into his pathetic attempts to bring up Jade McCarthy on his New Year’s blog entry, when previously he promised that he would shut down all discussions about her everywhere.

“Thanks for the 7 pages of pub!”, you’re welcome, Matt!

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A part time AM radio co-host and full-time Twitterer begs listeners, and non-listeners, to email his bosses to complain about him. Crazy talk, but I’ll oblige. This is the same part-time AM radio co-host that has a job reporting on UNI and Drake basketball in Iowa, but seems to only care about Creighton basketball in Omaha. He must have been drinkin’ at the computer again because his grammar’s been sliding.

http://www.drakenation.com/Topic48530-8-1.aspx

Mc Bulldog:

This guy has no business in Des Moines as a sports talk show host … let’s all email his boss. Can you imagine what would happen if the shoe were on the other foot in Omaha? OMG … the Pope would get in the fray!!!

KXNO General Manager, Joel McCrea – joelmccrea@clearchannel.com
KXNO Program Director, Van Harden – vanharden@clearchannel.com

I think we should call some of the advertisers on KXNO, let them know how we feel about the situation. -

http://www.aamco.com/storelocator/index.asp?searchradius=15&zipcode=50311&citystate=&latitude=&longitude=&searchon=zipcode

http://www.uscellular.com/uscellular/common/common.jsp?path=/storefinder/index.html

Two Drake fans called me and one said he is thinking of hiring homeless guys to picket the station and the other guy said he is going to make T-shirts and give them out.

Perrault is busting open a hornet’s nest!!!

Matt:

Please email my boss again…that’s was great comedy.

Mecha Bulldog:

I didn’t realize KXNO’s ratings were so good that they could afford to pass off a local fan base. And laugh about it.

Matt:

No, we were laughed at the email cause the person said that it was unethical to have me on the radio cause I run a Creighton website….

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Best.. Birthday… Present… Ever!

On September 27, 2009, in Quarrels, by David

I don’t have pics yet, but Bully Nick and his wife showed up at the birthday party with a “I (Heart) Matt Perrault”, with a picture of my “hero”, and a list of his quotes listed on the back of it! Pictures Soon Now!

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Quotes that Matt Perrault refuses to own

On July 10, 2009, in Quarrels, by David

All articles regarding Matt Perrault here: http://sneakydave.com/wp/tag/matt-perrault/

See…I don’t lie :)
Source – Twitter 1:29 PM Jul 8th

This may be the best quote from Matt Perrault (blogger and infrequent AM radio co-host) that I’ve heard. Matt got upset when his own quotes were posted on a web site and he threatened legal action against what he believed to be defamation and libel, and threatened to sue EVERYBODY for ANYTHING they said about him.

Below is the complete list of quotes that were cycled through on mattperrault.com. Some show his ignorance, some bring to light his ego, some are his famous predictions, some show his neediess, some point out his foibles, but they are all memorable, in my opinion anyway. Your mileage may vary.

Matt claims that the “majority” of the quotes are fake with these statements…

Just FYI – the majority of this “quotes” are fake and I will take this fight to the fullest extent of the law. Defamation is happening IMO
Source – Twitter 11:44 PM Jul 8th

just got worse cause now the quotes are FAKE.”
Source – Twitter 11:58 PM Jul 8th

The quotes are fabricated and flipped. I never said the majority of what you put up there
Source – Email to me 7/8/2009.

So, I’ve taken the liberty to list ALL the quotes that were in rotation at mattperrault.com, and attribute each one to the source of it, most are from Twitter or his own blog. You’ll find out that Matt Perrault, is indeed, a liar. Maybe he can sue himself for some kind of fabricated libel.

[a whole buncha] published quotes, maybe (until I finish going through podcasts) 6 of them can’t be reproduced exactly (due to paraphrasing or not having the exact podcast).

UPDATED 12/09/2009

UPDATED 10/02/2009

UPDATED: 6/15/2009 – I removed one quote regarding Jade McCarthy and Charles Barkley, but supposedly, I’m being sent the podcast for it. So if/when I get that, I might change my mind, but then again, it’s just radio dude. This was Matt’s demand. I’m not sure who the other parties are, but I hope it’s not Joe Buck.

I am only going to say this once.

Remove the post about Charles Barkley and Jade. I never said ANYTHING like what you are attributing to me. I don’t care about anything else on your obsession site but that is post is a lie and will cause other parties to get involved.
Matt

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Matt Perrault Can’t Own His Words

On July 9, 2009, in Quarrels, by David

Matt Perrault’s a blogger and infrequent AM radio co-host of a sports talk show. He’s known for many a fabrication, half truth, and outlandish quote.

He’s also responsible to taking a Creighton Blue Jay Athletics message board and moving it to a paid subscription model. This act drew my ire, and even more-so when Matt banned my account from the fan site for suggesting that I’d host a new message board for CU fans.

After explaining to Matt that he had already burned through 2 message boards on BigSports590.com, he hinted that they he hadn’t really run those sites, and suggested that I stick with “Todd and Tyler”. That tweet discussion can be found here:
http://tntu.net/sports-non-sports/10892-matt-perrault-tries-improve-creightons-blue-jay-cafe.html

So, I did what I normally do when somebody makes the internet a less appealing place, I built http://mattperrault.com to bring to light all of Matt’s great quotes throughout his tenure in Omaha and elsewhere.

Now, this wasn’t set up as a hate site, and it wasn’t completely finished. All the site did was list one of Matt’s famous quotes every 20 minutes, and a person could rate it, or submit their own suggestion. There was nothing to imply that Matt owned the site, nor did it reference “sportstalkmatt” (his twitter moniker), his radio station, or anything about him. The site wasn’t even indexed by Google.

OK, so a buddy and me put this site together, and ourselves we came up with about 60 quotes, all from Matt’s tweets, Google’s cache of the CU fan site, Google itself, podcast clips, and podcast summaries from his shows. Some were funny, some were sorta witty for someone with know knowledge of “teh internets”, some were classic Perrault, some were his lame predictions, but they are all fact-based and verified. There were about 8 or so “suggested” quotes from visitors in the waning days that we were trying to verify.

OK, so the stage is set, and I wish we had put more time into the site regarding a few things, but it appears my buddy created a Twitter account at (http://twitter.com/mattperrault), and, according to him, started following a bunch of media and people that Matt doesn’t care for, I assume Republicans, and ugly women. He also included a link to http://mattperrault.com from this Twitter account, as I understand it, which no longer appears.  I say “as I understand it” because this was late last night, and I don’t see much of this at the twitter account this morning, because it’s private or something. I don’t know, I don’t do a lot of Twittering obviously.

Anyway, I get a call late last night from this buddy that says Matt is screaming like a little girl in her Hello Kitty panties on his blog about the mattperrault.com site. I  assume Matt found it from the mock-up twitter account. I think his conniption is a good read, as these quotes were HIS OWN WORDS, but it doesn’t take him more than 30 minutes to go from “Is anybody a lawyer?” (yikes, I’m quoting him again!), to threatening to use the full action of MCGOUGH LAW to bring the perpetrator down.

Here’s where the wheels come off for Matt. I (as SneakyDave) tweet him to check his gmail account, which contains my admission that the mattperrault.com site is mine, it’s purpose, and how he came to find it. I offer him to submit his own quotes, pimp his site(s), but he would have none of it, not wanting to be reminded of his past idiotic sayings and words. I also give him some help about the definition of libel and defamation.

In each email reply, Matt goes more irate, using all CAPS to signify his threats and intentions to get MCGOUGH LAW involved with this case in the morning, and thanks me that I came clean, although he “could have found out who owned the [mattperrault.com] site within 24 hours”. Zoinks, I’m quoting him again. Actually, it would have taken him longer than 24 hours now that I think about it, because there’s only one half-assed way he could have found out who owned the site without a subpoena, but again, if it’s half-assed, it’s Matt.

OK, so after enough of these threats, I agree to shut the site down for his own safety against himself. We all know that KXNO in Des Moines would have to shut down if Matt was in the hospital with a coronary over this.

Then, Matt brags to his Twitter followers (400 of them! w@w!) that “Twitter outed the owner of the site. Sadly I know who he is”, which of course, is a complete fabrication. I emailed him that I was the owner of the site. Twitter didn’t have anything to do with it, other than publicize his tirade, which would make for some great quotes, but I digress.  Why would he lie about that? I don’t know, it’s Matt!

Anyway, although Matt probably only saw 4 quotes show up on mattperrault.com I’m going through all them, providing sources for the tidbits, and will republish them here later.

Maybe then, Matt can get his legal team from MCGOUGH LAW to sue the responsible party for those quotes, himself.

If you have any good stories or quotes about Matt, make sure they’re factual, and send them to me, or post them here.

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