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Discussion in 'Stuff' started by SneakyDave, Dec 9, 2013.
Hadn't seen any in a while, I might have fallen for this one, if it had used any paragraph breaks.
When you send your contact info, ask her if she was threatened be several step moms or threatened several times by just one....
Well, it is the season of giving...
I wonder if Faith meant "Severely", or "Several times"?.
Spammers wouldn't even try to blame autocorrect for that. But the spelling and grammar isn't too bad.
No matter what, the situation sounds dire. And what kind of step mother pours hot water on her step daughter's arm? PURE EVIL
No response from that Faith, but here's another one, or maybe the same one? Sounds like a similar story.
From: Faith ([email protected]m)
Subject: Dear Dotson David
I got your contact details from a family friend who assured me that I can confide in you My name is Faith from NY. I am 16 years old. I lost my Dad some year back. Since then I have been living with my step mom who has forcefully collected my inheritances because as a minor I cant claim these funds on my own. Now she wants me to give her the document of my Dads Insurance worth 2.5 million u.s.d which i have denied knowledge of because of this she has decided to punish me by maltreating me and refusal to pay my school fees and so i have dropped out of High school. My late dad Antoni Wielinski before his death warned me not to disclose this to her.
After reporting this with my Dads attorney, he advised to me look for a relative that i can trust. Problem, is that the only relative I know died a long time ago with my mom in road accident. Hence I am contacting you, to stand in as my relative so the insurance firm will release this money to you on my behalf. I am willing to give you part of this money as long as you can assure me that the fund will be safe in your care. Your phone number will be appreciated.
Dear Wielinski Faith,
Thanks for contacting me. This sounds like a serious issue. Please call me as soon as possible to help you today, (911) 342-3108, and please ask for Dotson Turd David, my full name.
I would have given her the white house number and had her ask for Jay Carney...
No reply yet from Faith, neither of them. Hope she's ok
Faith seems like a trusting soul. She was named appropriately.
Is this for real?
It's real spam, yes
No reply from Faith in quite a while. I'm beginning to think all hope is lost. Maybe she had hot water poured on her right arm? Maybe she died?
While trying to find any recent contact from her, I was going through my spam folder, and realized it must be my lucky day...
Compliments Of The Season....([email protected])
Happy new year. My name is Gordon Kumar and I am getting in touch with you regarding a business deal worth Fifteen Milion usd in my control which will be executed under a legitimate arrangement. Reply me immediately if interested!. Reply me immediately if interested!
Gordon replied back right away!
From: [email protected] (notice it no longer says [email protected])
Good Day David Dotson
Happy New Year Friend.
I must say that I have enormous respect for you considering the manner
in which I have made contact with you. My name is Mr. Gordon Kumar,
the financial controller at Reserve Bank of India (Main Branch) in
New Delhi, India, and I am getting in touch with you regarding a
business deal worth Fifteen Million USD in my control
which will be executed under a legitimate arrangement.
I would go straight to the proposal at hand without wasting much of
your time. It is left for you to make up your mind if you would go
along with me in accomplishing this or not. If you do wish, then
please act as I have instructed. If not, please keep these details to
yourself and I promise to compensate you all the same as soon as the
transaction is concluded, as far as you stay in touch. I would
respectfully request that you keep the contents of this email
confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by
as a result of this email. I contact you independently and no one is
informed of this communication.
In 2003, the subject matter; Excess Funds Fifteen Million USD
from counting the Seven Hundred Billion CASH found in Baghdad, Iraq
which was flown in to our bank to engage in proper counting and
storage, I had submitted an approved end of year report for 2003/2004
and several years has passed but I waited till this moment when no
trace can be laid to the suspense account where I have hidden the said
As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this
money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive
this money into your bank account. What I propose is that you open up
a business account with my bank's branch in India and the suspense
deposit account will be linked with your business account with due
Furthermore, I do need to stress that there are practically no risk
involved in this and all I need from you is to stand as the original
depositor of this fund. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate
your timely response.
I want us to keep communication for now strictly by the above details.
Please, again, note I am a family man; I don't have a wife but have
children. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we
should act swiftly on this. Please get back to me immediately via the
above contact details and provide your full details so I can
communicate and we discuss this matter extensively.
I propose that upon successful completion of this deal, we will split
the proceeds according to a ratio to be agreed in subsequent
communication between us. I am after the success of this transaction
with your cooperation, and not after your money so I need total
tolerant and dedication from your end.
Finally, I thank you for taking the time to read this and look forward
to receiving a swift response from you (hoping you accept my offer to
participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity). I urge you to
prove beyond reasonable doubt that I can trust you because this is not
a deal for me to run with friends or family to save my future
credibility as a banker, but such deals regularly go on in world
biggest banks mostly by directors and managers but I was opportune to
be assigned to counting the CASH found in Baghdad, Iraq in my
I will be waiting your immediate response with the information below.
Valid Mobile Number
Mr. Gordon Kumar
Good Day David Dotson
Thanks for your request. I'm very excited to help you out with this request. I've never been a multi-millionaire before. I was a millionaire once, but that was before my wives left me. You probably know how that is, right? Any way, you have my name, but I must stress that my full name is "Dotson Yankovich David", not "David Dotson".
I don't own a mobile number, but I routinely check messages at a phone booth next to my dog house in my backyard. If you call me asap on it, I'm sure I will answer. This is a US phone number: 1+ (911) 342-3108
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC, USA 20500
My occupation is "Compulsive Liar". It doesn't pay very much, but it is very satisfying, which is why I am eager to help you in any way I can.
I was once married 3 times, but no longer. I am considered "it's complicated" now. LOL HA HA
My nationality is Slavik, with a twist of Lyme.
Please contact me asap
I might be in love! Who doesn't love a woman who knows how to use her butt and boobs?
This was some recent spam, garbled in the HTML to disguise it's intent, but viewable to the reader. Great attempt.