Anybody have the recipe?

Ever since MJ Java downtown shut down, I’ve been craving the chicken salad sandwich on marble bread they had there. Oooommmm… that was good, with a “bag of boiled eggs” to go with it. Nothing else. I wasn’t into the coffee so much, but I loved that chicken salad sandwich.

And then, like a thief in the night (or over a weekend), they shut it down, supposedly due to the economy and less traffic i8n the 1299 Farnam building. I don’t buy it, I’m sure there’s a conspiracy theory out there about the real reason it shut down.

Are there any satellite MJ Java locations still open? Seems like the web site is still up, and advertises locations at 6102 Irvington Rd and the MCC South  Coffee bar. Wonder if they have any chicken salad sandwiches?

Biting the bullet with MythTV 0.20.1

mythfrontendWell, its about that time. The time to take a couple days vacation from the real world and get the MytvTV box upgraded from 0.20.1 to .21.

A person wouldn’t think it’d be too hard, but a MythTV upgrade ain’t for the faint of heart. I can backup the database in my sleep, but if “somebody” ends up losing 35 Oprah episodes because of it, I’m going to have bigger problems on my hands.

On one hand, my MythTV box has been pretty stable, the only problem being with changing the DirecTV channel with the infrared LIRC software. Sometimes I have to change to channel 3 before changing to some of the “higher” channels because something times out too soon, and MythTV bitches about something wrong with the backend.

Anyway, that’s the only issue I’ve had with this version, running over a year on Fedora 8. Maybe I should upgrade that too, or wait until MythTV .22 is out, which should be soon. Version .22 has a better theme (Terra)  than the original G.A.N.T or MythCenter theme.

More on the hassles with my MythTV box:,2103.0.html

Quotes that Matt Perrault refuses to own

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See…I don’t lie 🙂
Source – Twitter 1:29 PM Jul 8th

This may be the best quote from Matt Perrault (blogger and infrequent AM radio co-host) that I’ve heard. Matt got upset when his own quotes were posted on a web site and he threatened legal action against what he believed to be defamation and libel, and threatened to sue EVERYBODY for ANYTHING they said about him.

Below is the complete list of quotes that were cycled through on Some show his ignorance, some bring to light his ego, some are his famous predictions, some show his neediess, some point out his foibles, but they are all memorable, in my opinion anyway. Your mileage may vary.

Matt claims that the “majority” of the quotes are fake with these statements…

Just FYI – the majority of this “quotes” are fake and I will take this fight to the fullest extent of the law. Defamation is happening IMO
Source – Twitter 11:44 PM Jul 8th

just got worse cause now the quotes are FAKE.”
Source – Twitter 11:58 PM Jul 8th

The quotes are fabricated and flipped. I never said the majority of what you put up there
Source – Email to me 7/8/2009.

So, I’ve taken the liberty to list ALL the quotes that were in rotation at, and attribute each one to the source of it, most are from Twitter or his own blog. You’ll find out that Matt Perrault, is indeed, a liar. Maybe he can sue himself for some kind of fabricated libel.

[a whole buncha] published quotes, maybe (until I finish going through podcasts) 6 of them can’t be reproduced exactly (due to paraphrasing or not having the exact podcast).

UPDATED 12/09/2009

UPDATED 10/02/2009

UPDATED: 6/15/2009 – I removed one quote regarding Jade McCarthy and Charles Barkley, but supposedly, I’m being sent the podcast for it. So if/when I get that, I might change my mind, but then again, it’s just radio dude. This was Matt’s demand. I’m not sure who the other parties are, but I hope it’s not Joe Buck.

I am only going to say this once.

Remove the post about Charles Barkley and Jade. I never said ANYTHING like what you are attributing to me. I don’t care about anything else on your obsession site but that is post is a lie and will cause other parties to get involved.

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Matt Perrault Can’t Own His Words

Matt Perrault’s a blogger and infrequent AM radio co-host of a sports talk show. He’s known for many a fabrication, half truth, and outlandish quote.

He’s also responsible to taking a Creighton Blue Jay Athletics message board and moving it to a paid subscription model. This act drew my ire, and even more-so when Matt banned my account from the fan site for suggesting that I’d host a new message board for CU fans.

After explaining to Matt that he had already burned through 2 message boards on, he hinted that they he hadn’t really run those sites, and suggested that I stick with “Todd and Tyler”. That tweet discussion can be found here:

So, I did what I normally do when somebody makes the internet a less appealing place, I built to bring to light all of Matt’s great quotes throughout his tenure in Omaha and elsewhere.

Now, this wasn’t set up as a hate site, and it wasn’t completely finished. All the site did was list one of Matt’s famous quotes every 20 minutes, and a person could rate it, or submit their own suggestion. There was nothing to imply that Matt owned the site, nor did it reference “sportstalkmatt” (his twitter moniker), his radio station, or anything about him. The site wasn’t even indexed by Google.

OK, so a buddy and me put this site together, and ourselves we came up with about 60 quotes, all from Matt’s tweets, Google’s cache of the CU fan site, Google itself, podcast clips, and podcast summaries from his shows. Some were funny, some were sorta witty for someone with know knowledge of “teh internets”, some were classic Perrault, some were his lame predictions, but they are all fact-based and verified. There were about 8 or so “suggested” quotes from visitors in the waning days that we were trying to verify.

OK, so the stage is set, and I wish we had put more time into the site regarding a few things, but it appears my buddy created a Twitter account at (, and, according to him, started following a bunch of media and people that Matt doesn’t care for, I assume Republicans, and ugly women. He also included a link to from this Twitter account, as I understand it, which no longer appears.  I say “as I understand it” because this was late last night, and I don’t see much of this at the twitter account this morning, because it’s private or something. I don’t know, I don’t do a lot of Twittering obviously.

Anyway, I get a call late last night from this buddy that says Matt is screaming like a little girl in her Hello Kitty panties on his blog about the site. I  assume Matt found it from the mock-up twitter account. I think his conniption is a good read, as these quotes were HIS OWN WORDS, but it doesn’t take him more than 30 minutes to go from “Is anybody a lawyer?” (yikes, I’m quoting him again!), to threatening to use the full action of MCGOUGH LAW to bring the perpetrator down.

Here’s where the wheels come off for Matt. I (as SneakyDave) tweet him to check his gmail account, which contains my admission that the site is mine, it’s purpose, and how he came to find it. I offer him to submit his own quotes, pimp his site(s), but he would have none of it, not wanting to be reminded of his past idiotic sayings and words. I also give him some help about the definition of libel and defamation.

In each email reply, Matt goes more irate, using all CAPS to signify his threats and intentions to get MCGOUGH LAW involved with this case in the morning, and thanks me that I came clean, although he “could have found out who owned the [] site within 24 hours”. Zoinks, I’m quoting him again. Actually, it would have taken him longer than 24 hours now that I think about it, because there’s only one half-assed way he could have found out who owned the site without a subpoena, but again, if it’s half-assed, it’s Matt.

OK, so after enough of these threats, I agree to shut the site down for his own safety against himself. We all know that KXNO in Des Moines would have to shut down if Matt was in the hospital with a coronary over this.

Then, Matt brags to his Twitter followers (400 of them! [email protected]!) that “Twitter outed the owner of the site. Sadly I know who he is”, which of course, is a complete fabrication. I emailed him that I was the owner of the site. Twitter didn’t have anything to do with it, other than publicize his tirade, which would make for some great quotes, but I digress.  Why would he lie about that? I don’t know, it’s Matt!

Anyway, although Matt probably only saw 4 quotes show up on I’m going through all them, providing sources for the tidbits, and will republish them here later.

Maybe then, Matt can get his legal team from MCGOUGH LAW to sue the responsible party for those quotes, himself.

If you have any good stories or quotes about Matt, make sure they’re factual, and send them to me, or post them here.